英语笑话大全

  • Buying Flowers

    2023-12-05

    Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers. Redhead si...

  • Blonde Detectives

    2023-12-05

    Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the 3 of them ...

  • Devils Voice

    2023-12-05

    The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he ...

  • Blonde Friend

    2023-12-05

    A blonde goes on "Who wants to be a Millionaire." Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left --...

  • Wheres The Manager

    2023-12-05

    A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, ...

  • The Rope

    2023-12-05

    There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should...

  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield A goo...

  • Sleeping Problems

    2023-12-05

    An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and...

  • Blonde In Trouble

    2023-12-05

    A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump. Wh...

  • Exposed Breast

    2023-12-05

    A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma'am, are ...

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