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  • I Want Her to go NutsMrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emer...

  • Toilet Paper

    2023-12-05

    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted ...

  • Urgent Message

    2023-12-05

    This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.“ The clerk says it will be $100, ...

  • Blonde Guts

    2023-12-05

    One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her...

  • Catching The Blonde

    2023-12-05

    This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them ...

  • Leaving Early

    2023-12-05

    A BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD & A BLONDE all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One ...

  • Blonde And Chimps

    2023-12-05

    A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blonde's car ...

  • How To Lose Weight

    2023-12-05

    A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this proc...

  • Bowling Tournament

    2023-12-05

    Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all bruneettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette te...

  • Lawyer And Blonde

    2023-12-05

    A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a ...

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