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Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex! Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don&#...

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?You have...

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there! Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a penWell...

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch! Do...

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoid...

Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen? Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber bandWhy don't you stretch yo...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!Sit! Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?Well, I ouldn't start ...

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off. Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just c...

Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All...

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play w...