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Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.We've been married fifteen years, one woman s...

Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered（浪费） when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? ...

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend....

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that ...

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soo...

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my o...

A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic（贵族的） lady to a group of little East-Siders.The little girl...

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lo...

In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn&#...

A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home ...