Flatterer 马屁精

10次大中小

Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics（化妆品） guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...

"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" he interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet!"

朱蒂是我的朋友，她拒绝变老的容颜，就出门买了一套新出的化妆品，可不便宜，但能让她看上去年轻很多岁。

朱蒂在镜子前涂抹这个“神奇”的化妆品涂了很久，她问老公：“亲爱的，老实说，如果你不认识我，你觉得我有多大啊？”

朱蒂的老公仔细看了看，回答：“看皮肤是二十，看头发是十八，看身材是二十五。”

“哦，你这个马屁精！”朱蒂脱口而出。正当朱蒂准备告诉老公得到什么奖励时，老公没让她说下去。