英语笑话大全

Who is in cowboy films and always broke?Skint Eastwood!Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?Al Caprawn!What do you get if you cross a nun and a chic...

What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?Ferry tales!Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich?Because the poor have nothing wor...

What did the tie say to the hat?You go on ahead and I'll hang around!What did the picture say to the wall?I've got you covered!What is the bes...

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one!Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?No, I look in a towel!Why was the Egyptian ...

A noise woke me up this morning.What was that?The crack of dawn!It's gone forever - forever I tell you!What has?Yesterday!Whats red and flies and ...

Why is Russia a very fast country?Because the people are always Russian!How do you cure a headache?Put your head through a window and the pane will ju...

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!What button won't you find in a tailors...

Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?Because they couldn't spell their names!What is the noisiest game?...

What is the best day of the week to sleep?Snooze-day!How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?A phew!What do cannibals eat for breakfast...

Waiter, this soup tastes funny?Then why aren't you laughing!What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark?Jaws Washington!Why is it not...