英语笑话大全

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the...

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they ...

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.The store manager tells him he has just what he's loo...

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After...

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"Ano...

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching T...

A man goes into a cinema with his dog to watch a film. It's a romantic comedy and when there's a funny seen the dog starts laughing. A little ...

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a couple are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a loose-fitting, spring dress, sleeveless wi...

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down...

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination...