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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread ...

One day there was this little girl who always wore a dress to school. Every day she would sit on the bench and cry. Finally Little Johnny asked her wh...

A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think i...

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decid...

On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She shook it, held it up, and ...

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was...

10 Summer Camps Not For Kids Tommy Lee's----Camp Kickachickee Lorena Bobbit's---Camp Cutaweewee Tanya Harding's---Camp Whackaneenee Kennet...

Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts.His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing wh...

A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says...