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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse we...

What did the elephant say to the naked man?"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"...

Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes them saying "you can do as you please in Hea...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly,...

Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day....

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing...

A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe抯 first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob抯 lead.Bob saw a small herd of deer and...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tri...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.In cou...

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkee...