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As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to ...

A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?" Little Girl, &qu...

Cute little 5-year old Tiffeny comes home from kindergarten and says to her mother: “Momy, Tomi's penis is like a peanut“. Her mother, a little su...

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A nun made...

Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.“ “Well, you've done the right thi...

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a ...

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"? &...

A little boy goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the pharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms a...

Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy s...

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most...