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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop a...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers an...

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail t...

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive ...

One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her ...

Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father. Because the teacher was explaining in the class something about Reality an...

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They ...

Three third graders are playing at recess. A white kid, Jimmy, an Italian kid, Joey, and a black kid, Tyrone. Jimmy says, "I'm bored, every d...

A little boy goes to the local mall to see Santa. When Santa askes the little boy what he wants for Christmas, the little boy replies, "I don'...