英语笑话大全

There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. They go to heaven and plead god for a second chance. God says, "Alright, but don'...

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. Aman comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting hereon this beautiful da...

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it it so we don&...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?No idea!What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no idea!What do you call a deer with no eyes, no l...

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says "What's wrong with Schlitz, don...

A bear said to a rabbit,"Do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said,"No, why?" Then the bear picked up ...

What did the elephant say to the naked man?How the hell do you breath out of that thing?...

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let hi...

What is the difference between a straight rooster and a gay rooster?The straight rooster says cock-a-doodle-doo and the gay rooster says any-cock-will...

Why did the chicken cross the road?GEORGE W. BUSHI don't think I should have to answer that question.AL GOREI invented the chicken. I invented the...