英语笑话大全

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She...

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say ...

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, ...

A group of kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She to...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and r...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred ...

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing i...

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of...

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, &quo...