英语笑话大全

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. "Listen! I don't want to talk a...

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top ...

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkee...

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One...

wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't kn...

A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing....

A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the b...

A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket an...

Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful --...

A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called "The...