英语笑话大全

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and look...

A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied o...

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit sa...

The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for a...

Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with hi...

In North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants to plow cotton fields.In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits from the back...

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...

A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her."You've led a long and good...

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with...

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawk...