英语笑话大全

How do you make milk shake?Give it a good scare!Do you know the time?No, we haven't met yet!What sleeps at the bottom of the sea?A kipper!What lie...

What's the nearest thing to silver?The Lone Ranger's bottom!This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.I bet...

What has a bottom at the top?I don't know?Your legs!What is a skeleton?Bones, with the person off!What might you eat in Paris?The trifle tower!Whi...

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!If athletes get athlete's foot, what...

What is posthumous work?Something written by someone after they are dead!What is the most slippery country in the world?Greece!What is the strongest b...

Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth?Because it's tied!Who was the Black Prince?The son of Old King Cole!Did you hear about the mad scient...

A history jokeHow did the Vikings send secret messages?By norse code!A math jokeTeacher: What's 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: That's good.Pupil: Go...

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it can't sit down!A history jokeWhat was Camelot?A place where pe...

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!Why did the teacher put the lights o...

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing outside!An ideal homework excuseTe...