英语笑话大全

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A:Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her i...

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her b...

A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp," she says."Where di...

Thanks to all who sent in their amusing, embarrassing stories this past week!Being a Motherby Bonnie A. Adkins from Memphis, TennesseeBeing a single m...

These Are My JeansAfter going on a diet, a woman felt really good about herself -- especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had ou...

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bu...

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord. Nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still noth...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy.The doctor asks her if she has any questions.She replies, &q...

Q: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus?A: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open. She heard he was HUNG LIKE TH...

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.Early the next morning, she got all her gear to...