Hey Jokester, Leave Us Blondes Alone

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A:Because she didn't know which one came first!

Q: How can you confuse a blonde?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A:Alone.

Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?

A:Nothing, they never met.

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A:Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A:A Golden retriever!

Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny for your thoughts?

A:Change!

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?

A:So they know which day of the week it is.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A:Gifted.

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A:They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?

A: She threw out all the W's