英语笑话大全

Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"What's the matter with your dinner?""Can y...

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!What's a mushroom?The place they store the schoo...

What kinds of tests do they give witches?Hex-aminations!Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, ...

Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!Wher...

Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!I'm no...

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!What did Noah do for a job?He ...

Is that school food spicy?No, smoke always comes out of my ears!Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?I'm stumped!"It's cle...

A vampire jokeWhat's a vampire's favourite sport?Batminton!A werewolf jokeWhat do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?A whino!A witch jok...

A Halloween jokeWhat do witches eat at Halloween?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!A vampire jokeWhat's Dracula's car...

A ghost jokeWhat happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"...