英语笑话大全

A cannibal jokeWhat happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!A cannibal jokeWhat do you call a massive witch doctor?...

A werewolf jokeWhat happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?He got ticks!A werewolf jokeHow do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?Th...

A vampire jokeWhat happened to the mad vampire?He went a little batty!A demon jokeWhat is the best way to get rid of a demon?Exorcise a lot!A ghost jo...

A vampire jokeWhy did the vampire go to hospital?He wanted his ghoulstones removed!A ghost jokeWhere do ghosts live?In a terrortory!A ghost jokeWhat i...

A vampire jokeWhat do romantic vampires do?Neck!A skeleton jokeWhat's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?Marrow!A skeleton jokeWhat did the old s...

A ghost jokeHow do undertakers speak?Gravely!A vampire jokeWhat do vampires think of blood transfusions?Newfangled rubbish!A ghost jokeWhat did the po...

A ghost jokeHow did the ghost song and dance act make a living?By appearing in television spooktaculars!A ghost jokeWhat is a drunkards last drink?His...

A vampire jokeWhat's a vampire's favourite animal?A giraffe!A cannibal jokeWhat does a cannibal call a skateboarder?Meals on wheels!A vampire ...

A skeleton jokeWhat do you call a skeleton snake?A rattler!A vampire jokeWhat happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep?He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

A vampire jokeWhy did the vampire have fang decay?He was always eating fangcy cakes!A ghost jokeWhere do Australian ghosts go on holiday?Lake Eerie!A ...