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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One.Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir o...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Iri...

To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for ...

Kentucky:The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. H...

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"The pig says, "I wo...

An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test."Here's your firs...

Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to use toilet."Don't be stupid,&q...

Methods from Human Resources...1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.3. Leave them alone and come ba...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."What's the mat...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and ...