英语笑话大全

A witch jokeWhy should men beware of beautiful witches?They'll sweep them off their feet!A witch jokeWhat sound does a witch make when she cries?&...

A witch jokeWhat do baby witches play with?Deady bears!A witch jokeHow do you make a witch float?You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and...

A witch jokeWhat is old, ugly and blue?A witch holding it's breath!A witch jokeWhat do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?Very worried dogs!A...

A witch jokeWhy did the witch join the football club?Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch that c...

A witch jokeWhat is old and ugly and goes beep beep?A witch in a traffic jam!A witch jokeWhat happened to the witch with an upside down nose?Every tim...

A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?A chicken sandwitch!A witch jokeWhy did the witches go on strike?T...

A witch jokeWhat do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?Santa Claws!A witch jokeWhat do you call it when a witches cat falls off ...

A witch jokeWhat is the witches motto?We came, we saw, we conjured!A witch jokeWhat do you call a nervous witch?A twitch!A witch jokeHow do witches on...

A witch jokeWhat kind of tests do they give in witch school?Hex-aminations!A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch that stays out all night?A fresh air f...

A witch jokeWhy won't a witch wear a flat caps?Because there is no point in it!A witch jokeWhat is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?A wit...