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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?...

There once was a dog show to determine the world's smartest dog. Three dogs were in the final. One dog belonged to a doctor. One dog belonged to a...

A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tel...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florid...

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everyt...

An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked. "Is it true that...

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. "...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments（疾病） and asking the do...

A mouse and a lion were drinking in a bar, as they did every Friday, when a giraffe walked in."Get a load of her" said the mouse."Well,...

It's sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. "Great! Oh, it's so heavy!" Miss Cat says happily.The...