英语笑话大全

A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains.The instructions say he can also bring one friend.But when he arrives, he brings ten peo...

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”-No”, she replies slee...

The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.I’m going to a ...

Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a big rock. The one with the rock asks the other man, Why do you have a gun on...

一位男子走到警察局宣称，我妻子失踪了。”A man walks into a police station and announces, My wife’s gone missing.”The police officer says, OK sir, we&rsq...

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?""Yes...

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he wen...

Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come this way," and ...

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.Please keep it cool in mid-July.Bless the walls where termites dine,while ants and roaches march in time.Bless our y...

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."2) "You ...