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Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."Applicant: &q...

Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local ...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?...

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45.He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting along ti...

Q:What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!...

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: How many can you afford?...

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. ...

Mr Brown had lived in a village before he became a famous lawyer. He remembered his hard life during studying in the colleage. And his parents borrowe...

Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.Physici...

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul.Both graduated magna cum laude fro...