英语笑话大全

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is...

What's black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!A history jokeWhy aren't you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps ...

A history jokeWhat was King Arthur's favourite game?Knights and crosses!A history jokeWhere was the Declaration of Independance signed?At the bott...

A math jokeIf there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?None, they were all copycats!A history jokeWhat does the 1286BC incrib...

A history jokeWhere did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!You mean you need to sleep at home too!Teacher: Class, we will have ...

A history jokeWhat was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?Speaking Latin!Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you t...

Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don't feel wellTeache...

A math jokeI failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didn't take algebra!A history jokeWhy was the ghost of A...

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!A history jokeWhy did Robin Hood only rob the ...

Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!Teacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.T...