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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?A: Shine a flashlight in their ear....

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening.He das...

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items."How much do you weigh?" she asks."115,&q...

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the cap...

BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now?WOMAN: It's 11:25 PM.BLONDE: (confused look on face) You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've ...

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accou...

"I no longer looker look like an old lady," said Sophia to her husband now busy solving a cross-word puzzle by the fire.She had just been to...

A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it.The doctor said, "Try getting home late some night. It...

A well-dressed woman got on a bus. She handed a ten-dollar note to the drive and said: "Sorry, I have no nickels."The driver took the note a...

01 What do you call a deer with no eye?(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)No eye deer (No idea).叫 无眼鹿（不知道）02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么...