英语笑话大全

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!Mother: What was the first thing you learn...

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?...

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?His wife!What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?You can't ...

Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?Because he was dead!What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?A year older on his birthday!An...

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away Teacher: Can anyone tell me how man...

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you o...

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!Why did the teacher wear sunglasses...

Why did the Romans build straight roads?So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did th...

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?When they had lots of sleepless knights!How do bees get to school?By school buzz!How did you do in...

What was that?Went down in history!Do you know the 20th President of the United States?No, we were never introduced!A math jokeTeacher, I can't so...