英语笑话大全

1、I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.我只认识25个字母，不知V什么。又：25个字母在群里，T出去了。2、--What is the worst kind of fish?--Selfis...

8. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.我在亚马逊上订购了一只鸡，一个鸡蛋。我会让你们知道结果的。网友评论：Eggs still came first, but for another reason. ...

1. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.今天我的儿子问...

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.&q...

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.&q...

John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again."John!" Teacher says angrily."What? What&#...

Tony and his father are eating dinner.Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's ...

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- ...

"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth.""Twenty dollars! Why, I understa...

Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he c...