爸爸笑话 上
1. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. 今天我的儿子问我“能给我张书签吗?”我顿时泪如泉涌。他已经11岁了,仍不知道我的名字叫Brian. 网友评论: So sorry Brian, one day he'll get it! Brian我真为你难过,有一天他会明白的。 2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. 我妻子说我毫无方向感,为此她非常生气。所以我收拾好自己的行李就向右走了。 网友评论: I love this one. 好喜欢这个笑话 3. DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. 爸爸:我进城的路上一直在听收音机,听说有个女明星刚刚自杀了。 MOM: Oh my! Who!? 哦天呐!是谁呀? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? 呃,我不记得了……我记得好像叫Reese什么什么吧 MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? 妈妈: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife…… 爸爸:不,好像是用一把刀 网友评论: Groan - nice one! 大笑不止——这个笑话真不错! (注: WITHERSPOON与with a spoon谐音) 4. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. 你知不知道,第一份法国薯条其实不是在法国诞生的?它们是在希腊诞生的。 网友评论: This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud. 这个笑话好蠢,我都笑出声了。 (注:Greece与greese谐音) 5. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? 如果一个孩子拒绝在午睡时间睡觉,他们会因拘捕获罪吗? 网友评论: If the kid wants to avoid a rest, he should go under cover ;) 如果那孩子想逃避追捕,他应该寻求掩护 (注:resisting a rest还可以理解为“拒绝休息”,undercover还可以理解成“躲在披盖下面”) 6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 我在读一本关于反重力的书。我无法把它放下来! 网友评论: You must obey gravity, it's the law 你不能违抗重力,这是自然法则。 7. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. 你怎么称呼一个既没有身体,也没有鼻子的人?没人知道 网友评论: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 你怎么称呼一只没有眼睛的鹿?我也不知道。 (注:Nobody knows与no body nose谐音;no idea与no eye deer谐音) |