英语笑话大全

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?A dinosnore!What is the fruitiest lesson?History, because it's full of dates!What language do...

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?Just one if it's long enough!What cheese is made backwards?Edam?This match won't ligh...

What do Scotsmen eat?Tart'n'pie!What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?The full moon because it's lighter!What town in England makes ...

What do golfers use in China?China tees!What kind of hair do oceans have?Wavy!Why did the child study in the aeroplane?He wanted a higher education!In...

I'd tell you another joke about a pencil.But it doesn't have any point!Why do idiots eat biscuits?Because they're crackers!What was the ga...

What is Cheddar Gorge?A large cheese sandwich!What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?It gets wet!Why did the woman take a loaf of br...

Why do birds fly south in the winter?Because it's too far to walk!What is "out of bounds"?An exhausted kangaroo!Have you ever seen a duc...

How did the telephones get married?In a double ring ceremony!What is a polygon?A dead parrot!Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new sw...

don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy!What steps would you take if a madman ca...

What do you call an American drawing?Yankee doodle!I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed"Did you have a big role?No just toast and m...