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A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psychic Advisor...

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and...

here's a guy with a Doberman Pincer and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincer says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's...

man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn't want your ordinary, garden variety pet! No, he wanted a pe...

ccording to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has ...

hen the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some...

f you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed...

famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double...

o Tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is ...

Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a days training. One says to the other "I can't understand why we are so slow, we come from...