英语笑话：妻子失踪了

一位男子走到警察局宣称，“我妻子失踪了。”
A man walks into a police station and announces, “My wife’s gone missing.” 

The police officer says, “OK sir, we’ll help you. Since when has your wife been missing?”

The man replies, “Since about a month ago.”

The police officer is shocked, “What? A month?! Why on Earth are you coming only now?!”

“Well… I’ve no clothes to put on anymore.”