英语笑话大全

It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt." The teacher sai...

A Father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike. "Where did you get the money for that?" he asked...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blo...

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated ...

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboa...

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard ...

Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother resp...

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, w...

Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?" "Yes, God made me," the grandfather ans...

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they ...