英语笑话大全

Why Do You Ask for Help? 为什么要我帮你？Drowner: Help!! I’m drowning!!溺水者：救命呀！！我溺水了！！Helper: Don’t worry! Just do exactly as I say and you’...

爱思英语编者按：佛陀教你幸福：I want happiness! 我要幸福！First remove ‘I’, that’s ego. Then remove ‘want’, that’s desire.先去掉我”，...

The Nice Wedding Gift漂亮的结婚礼物 We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to s...

英语幽默故事：这就是区别所在That's the differenceA teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.After a fruitless search, he told his m...

爱思英语编者按：作为一名英语学习者，你掌握了多少英语成语呢？快来看看下面这些表里不一”的英语成语吧。你能猜对这些成语的意思吗？1. A watched pot never boils.[误译] 眼睛盯着看的壶永远不会开。[正译] 心急锅不开。2. Better safe than sor...

爱思英语编者按：以下的超级搞笑的现象可能除了美国哪里都找不到的，让我们一起来边笑边学英语吧！1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.只有在美国叫pizza比叫救护车快。2. Only in...

Keys? Kiss?A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a...

In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar．Mr.Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he neve...

　The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didn't like her, ...

A physics ExaminationOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The questio...