英语笑话大全

A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill. "Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl. "No." re...

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he po...

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine'...

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The follo...

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where...

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, &quo...

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one ...

A mafia's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, s...

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa,...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwin...