英语笑话大全

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we star...

A father was walking with his young son in the park when they came upon two dogs having sex. The boy asked his dad what the dogs were doing. He said t...

A father picks up his son after school and asks him how his day has been. “Great dad, today they give me my part at the school play“, says the boy. “R...

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure...

Little Johnny's dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a few of his old man's bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and everything, and ...

A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street "Mommy," the...

John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy," said Mary. &...

The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are you i...

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thi...