英语笑话大全

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She...

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, &quo...

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been p...

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the...

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The ...

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the r...

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of ...

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A ...

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he...