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A man named Fred owned a parrot that hardly ever stoped talking. One day the man was going to have an old friend over so he told the parrot to be quie...

SHARING A DONKEYAn old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on thedonkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed so...

Q.What Has Webbed Feet And Fangs.A.Count Quackula....

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent...

There was a man, called Paddywhack, who worked in a very prestigious bank. One day a frog came in asking for a car loan. So he gave the frog the loan ...

Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up and was licking itself. One of the old men said to the...

In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:"Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the ba...

A preacher visiting his flock in the country happens to see a pig walking around on 3 legs. The preacher stopped by and asked the farmer. My son, what...

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to conta...

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft repor...