DOES YOUR CAT OWN YOU?
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See how many yes answers apply to you.• Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? • Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? • Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? • Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter? • Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? • Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? • Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers? • Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? • Does your cat sleep on your head? • Do you like it? • Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? • Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? • Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? • Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? • Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? • Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? |
