Cross-eyed Rottweiler
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?" "Well" said the vet "lets have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it's eyes. "Well" says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down" "Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man. "No, because he's heavy" says the vet. |