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Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a rid...

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治35岁时...

Father's Things When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wante...

A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting b...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗If yo...

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?&q...

Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It's okey. To my inves...

"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it." "...

One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?" 亚当无...

Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression. Girl:Then you can use money to express it. 小伙子:亲爱的,我对你的爱,简直无法用语言来表达. 姑娘:那你就用金钱来表达吧!...