英文笑话大全

Make Money 挣钱 A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.一位年轻人请教一位十分有钱的老人如何变得如此富有。The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, &q...

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。He said, "I was ironing my c...

Bus load of politicians 一车政客A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into ...

How Much for a Season Pass? 宿舍季度通行证 A new dorm rule was announced.新宿舍规范出台了。The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too th...

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and sl...

Excuse for speeding 超速的理由A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. 警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。When he asked for the driver's license, the driver ar...

A policeman escorted(押送，护送) a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist（惯犯） put fo...

Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion（后坐）, who was dainty（精制的...

A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(当然). Gee（表...

A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked :"Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are...