英文笑话大全

Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced (使信服) of his age. At a time he boasted: My physical strength is as strong as that I was young.&rdq...

A competition whose subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly: " Alcohol can break down conjugal (婚姻的，夫妻之间的...

A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of or...

At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out...

A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,帮凶) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer ...

Hard of hearing 身患重听 Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.有三个退休的老人，都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天，他们在一起散步。One remarked to...

Sharing everything 分享所有 A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an e...

Caught stealing 当场擒获小偷 A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "...

Heard on a public bus 公交车上的声明 Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your ...

Psychological Test 心理学测试 The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师，正...