英文笑话大全

Sons' Gifts to MotherThree sons discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.The first said, "I built a big house for our ...

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My...

No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your moth...

疯狂的司机There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, Herman, be careful! I just...

It’s not that. 不是那样的。A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn&rsq...

An Old Couple's Quarrel A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a comba...

Millionaire CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me." Assistant: "What were you before?" CEO: "a multimillionaire." ...

Keys? Kiss? A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite ...

The Same Action Yields the Same Result A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointment with the pilot to c...

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重病，妻子伴...