英文笑话大全

A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist（福音传教士） comes on and promises to heal the sick."If only you would pray with Him, place yo...

"I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a single room -- my wife, my children and my in-laws. So our nerves ...

A jackal（豺，走狗） who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This wi...

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（欢庆的） charity event was taking place.Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to th...

A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's ri...

Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers（钳子） folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, fol...

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the d...

A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is...

One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came ...