英文笑话大全

A little boy bustled（喧闹，忙乱） into a grocery one day with a memorandum（便笺） in his hand.″Hello, Mr. Smith,″He said, ″I want thirteen po...

A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out. He buys a second ticket and goes in again. After ...

It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to answer it.'Hello, who's that?' she asked.'It's me--Pete...

The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集合，聚会） always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the fro...

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in m...

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, peo...

The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集会，圣会） always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the fro...

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft（...

Bat ProblemThree pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with b...

A preacher, who was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors（牧师） for their ministry.Among the spea...