英文笑话大全

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him...

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a m...

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a...

Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Da...

A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just...

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.The teacher got angry and said: "What a fo...

"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to sc...

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room ...

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, m...

A brunette（深色的）, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three ...