英文笑话大全

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soo...

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my o...

A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic（贵族的） lady to a group of little East-Siders.The little girl...

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lo...

In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn&#...

A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home ...

There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good.&quo...

Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible（敞篷车） like Harry,but I love you, dear.Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me mo...

A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?""Looking puzzled, t...

Husband: I am going to discharge our chauffeur. Four times recently he almost killed me.Wife: Darling, give him another chance.丈夫：我要解雇我们的司机，最近有四次他差点害死...