英文笑话大全

I don't like to inquire（询问，查究） too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for days.So? s...

Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the even...

The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?" &qu...

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian（图书管理员） at the counter, "This book was very b...

Yesterday Charles met his old schoolmate Joe and congratulated him on his recent marriage. When Charles asked about the difference between a fiancee（未...

For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband aske...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to ...

This was to be the new blonde（金发女郎） flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, s...

The cruise ship my friend was working on docked（停驻） at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narr...

Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today？Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and boug...