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A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So w...

Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet tha...

Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up tal...

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladie...

Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.Wife: And now?Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn...

Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.Customer: Good gracious! In a year?Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.手相...

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨着你的牙齿啊！病人：但是，...

A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce ...

Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publ...

How to get a seat by the fireMr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.He called to the hostler to fetch a peck...