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If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be...

"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tel...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several ...

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing（吼叫） baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get ...

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relat...

At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out ...

A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories（附件） in the neighborhood?"Mountaineer says, &...

Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that mak...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!&qu...

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 墓地...