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We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?Well, I don't know. Does he bite?That's what I want to find out.我们又得到了一...

Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时...

Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased br...

Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？服务员：先生，请稍候，我去...

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few minutes ...

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, so...

"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbour ."Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?""No." ...

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss ...

An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took...

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."Then Mr. Johnson said, "...