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What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． Mary， you ought to have married ...

ClarinetWhen I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, ...

　 When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed ...

Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said：Silas，do you know that Sunday next wil...

Limerick There was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger． They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the fac...

We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical househol...

　I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and t...

Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three day...

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked."...

A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to ...