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Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide! How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks. Easy, says Ivan...

How do I get the gum out?Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane l...

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much on...

Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two eno...

　 A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed."Stop, stop, " a passenge...

Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor： ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient： ″then send the bill to my father，please.″...

I'm Glad A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad．Now，children， said she，has anyone of you ever made so...

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. What are you holding onto your brother...

Ashamed Soldier Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everyt...

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he ...