英文笑话大全

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shoo...

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation（集会） for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambli...

"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero.""Neither do I. But that's the lowest gr...

Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?Cassandra: Brotherly love?...

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marc...

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine.""...

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.Nurse: No wonder the doctor who opera...

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student t...

Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew w...

Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. ...