英文笑话大全

A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally.Finally, the father co...

A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk."So would I," said the ...

There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town and ...

Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.Brown: What for?Jack: Don't know, ...

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry（哨兵） . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find...

Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Le...

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum（精神病院） and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!Quite...

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the...

My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just...

Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the f...