英文笑话大全

Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.Visitor: What was the ma...

A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gas...

While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.In running, one journalis...

Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town."May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely."Yes, yo...

"No," growled（咆哮） the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out.""Not wor...

How did you make your fortune?I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.How did that help?Now he has the experienc...

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surp...

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded（谴责，责难） my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard.Drew, I sc...

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he...

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking i...