英文笑话大全

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll（滑稽的） sense of humor. Explaining his ground...

A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.After placing quite a number of e...

A shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don&#...

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teet...

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor（走廊） of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The serv...

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?Student: What's the name of this course?教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？学生：考试科目的名称是什么？...

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.Once again the Sardar neede...

Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was...

Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation（背诵，朗诵） , and the doctor, somewhat nettled（刺激，惹恼） , said: Landon, you don't seem to be ge...

At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated con...