英文笑话大全

At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger（行凶抢劫者） but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don...

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.麦克：一次舞会上，当...

As the taxi came to a screeching（尖叫） halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it...

A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead."Dead!&quo...

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job."Why did the foreman（领班） fire you?" the friend asked in surprise."Oh," Pe...

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One day o...

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To ...

A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing...

A peddler（小贩） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they...

Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.When sh...