简单的英语笑话:我在谈一笔很大的生意

A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. Can I help you? The man said, Sure. I've come to install the phone.